Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck, some nights I just want pizza.
my friend was totally unprepared for an upcoming test so she tried to miss it by telling the teacher that she had to have surgery that day, and the teacher wouldn’t let her and told her to reschedule it so yesterday I went in for her and when the teacher asked who i was, I was like “um i had my sex change early”
she just looked at me and responded “it’s about time you grew a pair”
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.