hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.

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I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

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clater:

i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

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in the name of

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Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

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vivelagiygas:

I don’t understand why Maned Wolves aren’t more popular on tumblr, I mean look at them
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They’re like
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foxes

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on

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stilts.

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they’re absolutely precious and

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totally

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fucking

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ridiculousimage

in every way

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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BRUH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
Dita von Teese  (via funeralfaerie)

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