(via sratchnsniff)


buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(via queen-of-hell-crowleys-daughter)


shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(via queen-of-hell-crowleys-daughter)


almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via kayleighspud)


fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via pizza)


thefaultinourchickennuggets:

hi:

hi:

hi:

I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like

little me hello

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weird growing up me

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skater me

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then bam hello puberty 

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people messaging me if I have a mega pokemon evolution, this is me now lol

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Well fuck me sideways and call me Ash

(via queen-of-hell-crowleys-daughter)



ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via kayleighspud)



smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but
it was calling me

moisturize me

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

moisturize me

(via queen-of-hell-crowleys-daughter)


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foxgrl:

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

foxgrl:

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

(via deaadnotsleeeping)



taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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(via kayleighspud)